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A care-free party song that is never meant to be taken seriously.

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COUNT ME N

CHORUS
when there’s alcohol involved—count me in
check list—Crown, Coke—count me in
1 shot might solve your problem
or make it worse—THE DRAMA’S UNFOLDIN’

VERSE I
stop…BAAAAA…what’s that sound?
dog, it’s GOAT, where the hell’s the Crown?
time to tilt the bottle up, no need for a cup
there’s a handle on this 1.75th, I’m drinkin’ til I throw up
on a strictly liquid diet
til I can’t even lift up my eyelids
hello, my name is Justin and I have a drinking problem
got 2 hands and just 1 mouth and I’m about out
ay, ay, so pass yo bottle around
don’t be skeered, man you should have no fear
I’m here and ready for another shot—cheers
…there ain’t a single tear in my beer and I am here
to kick it, have fun, and just chill
it’s cool, go ahead, put it on my tab
what, damn it’s 10, it’s already maxed out?
that’s my Mastercard-right, well here’s my Visa

CHORUS

VERSE II
it’s golden like Tequila shots
Jose Cuervo, Patron—whatever you got
a harmless lick, a little salt and lime and I’m fine
I’m healthy—efficient sufficient nutrition
get everything I need from gettin’ twisted
Fruit group—overload with 99 Bananas
Wild Turkey’s protein, gettin’ me obnoxious and damaged
Dairy—White Russian’s Royally Fuckin’ me main
we so concerned with weight, Atkins abolished Grains
gotta confession to make, I need my Chocolate Cake
a girl turned me on to it—Jodi’s to blame
can’t escape sex when alcohol’s involved
I’m So Co, So Comfortable
especially with Alligators when I’m on the Beach
I’ve reached peaks, no secret, hell GOAT’s a freak
Dos Equis, naw, I’m rated triple X
Gran Ma, Buttery Nipples, yeah, guess what’s next
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy…

CHORUS

VERSE III
I kicked Jill down the hill; it’s now Jack and Jim
in every bar, at least you know you got 2 true friends
hey girl, wanna shot of Jäger, a favor
you can get me back later
Red Headed Sluts buy Orgasms and give Velvet Kisses
I’m envisionin’ Pink Silk Panties, I’m trippin’
bartender, what time is it—it’s 1:51
well, give me a shot of the time, I’m Coked up
on Crown, and Jacked up, faded, but still Beamin’
Aftershock has got me cocked hot—still steamin’
I’m dirty…like Sage…an animal out the cage
when I’m drankin’, I’m thinkin’ insane

CHORUS

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from absolute truth, released August 26, 2006
[J. Griffith: J R Griffith Music Publishing (ASCAP)]

Vocals & Music by GOAT
Scratches by dj three6t
Additional Vocals on Hook by My Party People

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